Its starts with a stare - it lingers for a bit, and they have a look on their face which resembles one of a person with serious constipation.
I'm sure you've (er that is if you're Chinese or of some Oriental origin) had it before. It happens when you walk past a Chinese person.
Why do they do that? I mean, I might pass a quick glance at them (especially if its a really beautiful girl!), but thats it - I've got better things to do than to stare at another Chinese person!
For some strange reason today, I came across loads of Oriental people - first some individuals on the underground, and then when I came out of the station, there was a whole flood of Japanese or Korean folks in business suits - each and everyone of them glared at me like I had taken the last piece of sushi or something!
Next time, I might smile back!
After that, I went to go and buy my daily breakfast. Since coming back from Barcelona, I've been trying to watch what I've been eating. Out went the daily bacon rolls, and in came the jam granary toast. *sigh* I miss my bacon, and the feel good factor that comes with it - I can understand why Jo loves her chocolate so much, and why Simon loves his gyming (and i thought it was because he loved to wear lycra!).
I don't care what anyone says - food thats good for you (salad, pasta, toast) is incredibly dull and totally against my princples as a food loving binge eating junkie! Why can't anyone make the a healthy "bacon" roll! We can perform all kinds of miracles such as DNA sequencing or nanotechnology, but we can't make the healthy "bacon" roll yet.
I think one of the reason why I needed a bacon roll instead of jam toast, was because bloody Brucie texted me at 1.20am last night! I had just hit the sweet spot - that moment just before your body finally relaxes itself - and I heard my phone beeping to inform me that someone had sent me a text message! I had forgotten that earlier on in the evening (about 10pm), I had texted Brucie to see if he was coming out for a beer!
Bah! And it took ages to fall asleep after that! You owe me a beer Brucie!
p.s Wedding Plans - me and Karen have both informed our respective local councils, of our intent to marry. So we now have to wait 16 days to pass before we can pick up our license to marry from Wandsworth council. In the meantime, I'm still trying to find a photographer, a venue for our party, and a place to hire some suits! Will keep you guys informed.
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whinge whinge whinge... it's only 10am so keep it up Biff!
*grr* you'd whinge too if you woke up looking like a panda!
I only got 5 hours sleep and you don't hear me whinging.. =p
i know what you mean about chinese stares. yesterday a chinese bloke walked past me whilst i was in tesco choosing some ketchup. he stared at me as he walked past, which i am used to, but then he popped his head back round the corner to have another look! wtf?
just thinking, if you ain't looking at them yourself, how do you know they are staring at you?
Well, its normal to have a quick glance at people in the street right? But then you get people who go beyond that quick glance and they start staring and pulling faces.
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